Dear Social Media Influencer

Photo by Tyler Nix on Unsplash

To The Perpetually-Squatting “Influencer”

Are you ill? I only ask because in the last few months I’ve seen dozens of photos of you hunched over and staring into the middle distance with a pained expression on your face — and the only explanation I can come up with is that you desperately need a bathroom…

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Karen Smart

Karen Smart

Freelance wordsmith and renegade semicolon over-user.